And here's a little tidbit of chaos just to show you how very normal you REALLY are. Unless you partook in this even, then you can safely assume that you are indeed crazier than you initially thought. [These names have been changed to protect the chaos masters from assassins.] These are the inner working of the future generation of world changers. My profuse apologies if anyone gets offended, but I felt it my task to warn everyone of what is to come.

Princess Buttercup says:
but by who?

Princess Buttercup says:
THAT is the question

Sir Reginald The Brave says:
or...IS it???

Princess Buttercup says:
it really actually IS

Sir Reginald The Brave says:
i could tell you a secret...

Princess Buttercup says:
really?

Sir Reginald The Brave says:
Princess Buttercup....

Sir Reginald The Brave says:
I AM YOUR FATHER

Princess Buttercup says:
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it all suddenly makes so much more [non]sense!

Sir Reginald The Brave says:
that's right it does

Princess Buttercup says:
so, is this at all related to Being Watched?

Sir Reginald The Brave says:
its the invisible man on the table

Princess Buttercup says:
he must be very small and very light

Sir Reginald The Brave says:
duh, he's INVISIBLE

Princess Buttercup says:
but invisible things can still have weight... and there's very little room on this table! I think he must be the midget Scotsman from the advert

Princess Buttercup says:
although, if he is, he's remarkably quiet

Sir Reginald The Brave says:
no, he wears a cape

Sir Reginald The Brave says:
and pants with wings

Sir Reginald The Brave says:
just ask ste

Princess Buttercup says:
i may possibly do that

Princess Buttercup says:
or then again, possibly not

Princess Buttercup says:
bcos then I will be more confused

Sir Reginald The Brave says:
PREsactly

Princess Buttercup says:
yes. YOU

Sir Reginald The Brave says:
what?
Sir Reginald The Brave says:
now that's just silly

Princess Buttercup says:
like the dog, yes

Sir Reginald The Brave says:
what's THAT supposed to mean, eh?

Princess Buttercup says:
exactly what it says on the tin!

Sir Reginald The Brave says:
oh, that's a clever little trick

Princess Buttercup says:
you see, I CAN be the most confusing

Sir Reginald The Brave says:
or...CAN you???

Sir Reginald The Brave says:
or so thats your angle, is it?

Princess Buttercup says:
sorry bout that

Sir Reginald The Brave says:
bet you are, old fool

Princess Buttercup says:
I am, and I am decidedly young. I choose not to dispute my foolishness

Sir Reginald The Brave says:
oh, very wise

Princess Buttercup says:
or is it just plain foolishness? another paradox of questionability

Princess Buttercup says:
do we need Help?

Sir Reginald The Brave says:
a better question to ask would be do we NOT need help

Sir Reginald The Brave says:
to which i would respond, hippos

Princess Buttercup says:
that

Princess Buttercup says:
is a very strong answer

Sir Reginald The Brave says:
well thank you, kind princess

Princess Buttercup says:
DAGGERS

Sir Reginald The Brave says:
ooooo! daring

Princess Buttercup says:
or possibly just horrendously violent

Sir Reginald The Brave says:
yes, but is violence really horrendous?

Princess Buttercup says:
usually

Sir Reginald The Brave says:
but what about a communist revolution?

Sir Reginald The Brave says:
what about THAT, eh princess?

Princess Buttercup says:
yes! it certainly is

Sir Reginald The Brave says:
hmm i see what you're doing there

Sir Reginald The Brave says:
trying to change it up on me, eh???

Sir Reginald The Brave says:
well, we won't be fooled!

Princess Buttercup says:
no, you [plural] won't, because you already AAAAAARE!

Sir Reginald The Brave says:
is that so?

Sir Reginald The Brave says:
well, mr. lighter-than-air, if i wanted your opinion, i'd give it to you!

Princess Buttercup says:
I'm not lighter than air, I am simply metastable

Sir Reginald The Brave says:
metastable mon oeil

Princess Buttercup says:
oui, both of mon oeils.... mes yeux!

Sir Reginald The Brave says:
are you asking for a CHALLENGE!!!!

Princess Buttercup says:
you mean CHALLENGE????, yes? and YES

Sir Reginald The Brave says:
EATING PUDDING WITH A SPOON

Princess Buttercup says:
IN A GLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS!!!!!!!!!

Princess Buttercup says:
ha!

Sir Reginald The Brave says:
ON THE MOON

Princess Buttercup says:
in a carboard box labelled Fragile

Princess Buttercup says:
I ha! again!

Sir Reginald The Brave says:
WITH A PLATAPUS NAMED OSCAR

Sir Reginald The Brave says:
HA

Princess Buttercup says:
ooooooooooooooooooooooooh

Princess Buttercup says:
who sings OPERA

Sir Reginald The Brave says:
WHILST STUDYING JAPANESE

Princess Buttercup says:
from a mile-long secret textbook

Sir Reginald The Brave says:
IN CODE

Princess Buttercup says:
which turns out to actually be CHINESE

Princess Buttercup says:
as sold in local bookstores and supermarkets!

Sir Reginald The Brave says:
WHICH IS OUT OF PRINT NOWADAYS

Princess Buttercup says:
darn

Sir Reginald The Brave says:
YEAH BABY

Princess Buttercup says:
and now I must go eat in defeat HMPH

Sir Reginald The Brave says:
come on

Sir Reginald The Brave says:
admit it

Princess Buttercup says:
never!

Sir Reginald The Brave says:
than you are doomed to suffer the consequences forevermore