You're The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe!

by C.S. Lewis

You were just looking for some decent clothes when everything changed
quite dramatically. For the better or for the worse, it is still hard to tell. Now it
seems like winter will never end and you feel cursed. Soon there will be an epic
struggle between two forces in your life and you are very concerned about a betrayal
that could turn the balance. If this makes it sound like you're re-enacting Christian
theological events, that may or may not be coincidence. When in doubt, put your trust
in zoo animals.


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at the Blue Pyramid.

The dumbest quiz ever. But that's what makes it amusing. So rock on.

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My very British name is Chelsea Thatcher.
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My good ole country name is Bettie Jean.
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My pub name is The Whelk and Cricketers.
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My bacterium classification is Streptosporangium Beutenbergia.
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My cereal name is thick energy pebbles.
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My New invisible friend is Independant Annie-pie.
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My Kommunist name is is Stalin Joseph 'purgey purge'.
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(I think it's official, I must be related to him.)

My Totally Evil Lord of Destruction Name is The Evil One Havok Wreaker Master of Suffering.
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My Revolutions saviour is The Raging Fighters.
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So I should've been working on my IA. It's trying to take over my life but I REFUSE to allow that. So I did this absolutely fascinating jumble of name generating instead.