My license came in the mail today. The wavy name and birthday is cool. The picture is pretty bad, but admittedly it IS better than the one on my learners. That was a bad time. But now I have my license and in 2 months (I realized today that my birthday is in EXACTLY 2 months, minus about 7 hours) I can get an international one and then I can drive anywhere I want to. Muahahahahaha!
Lo man has convinced (she had no part in convincing me except that she had some that I didn't do before, so blame her not) me to add more: This has been censored for unappropriate language that I wish not to be present here. Suck it up, I only ever swear at the vacuum cleaner.

My dragon-bum baller is Raggedy Bum Annie "It's My Hot Body I'll Do What I Want" Steakmaster.
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My hippie name is Peace Brodderick.
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My untraceable alias is Dana White.
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My Your crazy crack head name is: is Whitey Dubacreme.
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Ummmmmmmmmmmmm? I really hope that last one doesn't mean something too...unpleasant.