A brochure thinger came in the mail recently. It's about Britain (you probably all got this in tha mail too, so just a warning, if you read it through and through like I did, this will be pretty repetitive). So yeh, it's awesome and now I know what the London Eye is besides a giant circle strung with lights that looks like a mondo ferris wheel. So Lo man, that place in Exile with the octagonal 'stepping stones' that looks like a picture you saw somewhere looks like the place that is called the Giant's Causeway (a World Heritage Site) which is in Northern Ireland. Rock on, hey? Did you already know that? Well, now you know again. Also in Ireland that is fabulous in the brochure is Kilchurn Castle in the fog. Rock on misty castle ruins. And then there's also Dunluce Castle which is spectacularly mossy and beautiful. And THEN there's the beautiful walled garden of Hever castle in Southeast England and, let's see 'Normanton Church' on Rutland Water and Anne Hathaway's cottage (which, by the way, I went to the replica of in BC or somewhere and I got to be the girl sitting on the courting bench, rock on to that too). And then there's Cambridge which is just gorgeous all around. CUMBRIA! BEAUTY! Man alive, I'm soooooooooo going there some weekend. It's gonna be just north of where I am so that'll be totally awesome. Then there's the page about Scotland and, as we all know, I don't really have to mention what specific things rock there because the whole thing is just the epitomy of fabulousness. K, so then we get to the Wales page (the book says 'Wales has action' so it's gotta be good) and there's this awesome castle called Caerphilly Castle (which reminds me of Caer Paravel, maybe it's a parallel world and they're really the same castle?) and it's all snow covered and ruinous, although not as ruinous as the Irish ones seemed. But it has a bridge so that...it just all rocks guys. AND THAT"S THE LAST PAGE. How sad. What say you we look at it again? Well, on the first page...Anyway, that was a nice refresher course in some of the tourist traps of the UK. It's all rockinleedoodle. And the not famous stuff is probably even better so WHO'S UP FOR COMING WITH ME??? Eh? Come oooooooon, I know you all want to. And just because you're going to be poor university students is no excuse for not being able to come visit me. And hey, I've made a new plan for staying in Britland. So here it is; when we go work in 'outlying villages and towns' I'll do SUCH a good job that someone will offer me a permanent poition with good pay and including room and board. And I'll say, 'why of course!' And then they'll say 'oh, and we forgot to mention, another perk of this job is that you can utilize our cave in the Scottish highlands as a getaway whenever you feel you need a holiday. It's fully furnished with mammoth-skin rugs, highland apparel, primitive instruments and tools, and an ice cold river with built in waterfall for all your bathing, swimming and death jump needs. All you need to know is how to use a bow and arrow and how to start a fire so you can fend for yourself and consequently we offer a course in those areas as a development course for this job. ' And then I'll stand there in awe like a dead fish (yes, I know they don't stand AND they don't tend to be in awe, especially when they're dead. But it's the expression I'm talking about here guys. Gaping mouth, wide eyes. You get the picture.). ANYWAY, that is my new plan. So far it's the most realistic of them all, cuz frankly, what Scottish rich hot guy is gonna fall in love with me. None, so this plan I'd say is much better. Yes indeed. OK, now that I've written pretty much the whole length of my IA in rambling nonsense I better actually go write it. Have a jolly good day everyone! :D