Please give me some sleep.
Found this at a Scotland site thinger...thought it was quite hilarious. Although I have heard only Scottish people are allowed to 'make-fun' of bag-pipes. But technically I'm not making fun of bagpipes cuz I like them as long as the person playing them actually knows how to play and I didn't write this, so please enjoy. :D
"There are many theories about the bagpipes, otherwise known as the missing link between music and noise. Some say they were invented by a Scot who trod on his cat and liked the noise. Others claim that they are based on the noise made by a dying octopus. Either way you either loathe or love them."