K, this microorganisms textbook is WAY too detailed than what I need. Who needs to know the gastrointestinal contents of a Guinea Pig? Jeepers, this just makes me want to go to university SO badly, my staying in Scotland as a bench sleeper, digging through garbage cans lady sounds much better. I mean, at least then I get to be in Scotland. Alas...at least I get to go there for my tiny amount of time next year! K, funniest thing ever. Mom is talking to her friend on the phone and they were talking about me going to England next year. And then apparently her friend said something about me finding a Scottish man with an kilt (cuz we all know they wear kilts ALL the time ;) )...and then mom told me to MAKE SURE that he's wearing shorts underneath. She is condoning my looking under some guys kilt? HaHA, that is tres amusant.